From Sheehan's old review:
"And never, ever take notes. Do that, and you may as well wear a T-shirt that says ANONYMOUS RESTAURANT CRITIC in big white letters.... Taking notes (or worse, cell-phone pictures of the food) is a surefire giveaway."
Heh, well now Instagram provides restaurant critic...
I have a spice rack, pre-filled with spices, that we received as a wedding gift...in 1998. And we still have some of those spices! None of them has sell-by dates, though, so they wouldn't have qualified even if the contest was still running.