Yo ho,all my felow boozehound brethren,be ye male or(even better)female.This dive bar is purrfect4 gettin'all liquored up and so lons as u tip the barkeeps,no hassles,dig?Have knot been so lucky ass2pick up a filthy dirty drunkee skunkee babe,butt i have hope!!Hmm...guess mebbe i need a chickee2b plastered b4 i kin score?Oh well,potahto-potatoe,righty-right? Love a girl who needs a boozy respite 2 relax her morals,yeah?Girls rock!!!Haters are masturbaters,dig? If u like 2 booze it once inna while this bar is(gasp!) str8 even tho' it is in the montrose area.Be advised.... there aint a sign 4 this dive...it is a dark building with hardly any parking in front of it.....mite b better if u follow a barfly 2 see where the entrance is...or not!!
Chaco's is just a tiny bit more in price compared to taco cabana...but it is worth every penny.I took a wheelchaired date with me,and we fit in nicely.They have a huge following of yuppie scum 4 their margarita and other drinks.If u hate the upscale snooty ones...try chaco's on 45north at tidwell.....butt the crowd gets pretty loud...knot ruckus....just a lotta folks who all talk and it builds up...ya know?Neither location skimps on flavor or service.If ya are the daring type.....try the organge color hot sauce....it will burn from yer pie hole 2 yer sh*thole.........this is from personal experience....sorry 4 2 much info.....if you are a cheapskate butt still want quality - - - - this place will rock yer socks off,yeah?
Love the original,and the SUPER po boy,and their tuna is purty good,too!! Haven't seen the piggy at this location,butt there is 1 near toys r us by reliant park,and they have it there.Piggy has a pork pate',some chow-chow sauce,jalapeno cheese,and hellifiknow what else...it is very tasty.....try it unless pork aint yer thing.I dig it,and dig it good!!!
Have gone in early in the daytime....this place is COOL!!Took a female buddy w/me.....let me just say she smooched me where i dont have lips butt something has a tip.......no one batted an eye or said anything mean or rude.I guess gay folks are less shockable . . . . thusly - - i dig this bar!!!Be sure to tip yer barkeeps...they'll keep u outta trouble...and the booze is mucho cheap on price in the morning . . . . an now a big fan of this place.....u go u will see 4 yer dang self,righty-right?