"To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest." You guys missed one essential item: do something SO STUPID that evereyone wonders how you stay alive"! As a retired prosecutor likes to say "Too stupid to live". Sigh!
UFO fantasies are MUCH more entertaining than this dreck - just think of the possibilities if one of them stories does turn out to be the "real thing"!
All the "birthers" can promise is that we can never elect another president if they are right! Ask a real lawyer about that one :-)